DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK

[astro_noms]

azurelunatic summed up Welcome to Night Vale quite well:

Lovecraft was "you cannot look upon this alien geometry or you will go mad"; Night Vale is "and if you find yourself disturbed by the geometry, the clinic is open from 3 to 7 weekdays, 11 to 5 Saturday, closed on Sunday."

(via metaquotes, here)