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fic: (AV) Have You Ever

Nov. 5th, 2011 06:31 pm
astro_noms: ('tis but the truth in a masquerade)
Title: Have You Ever
Wordcount: 869
Rating: Teen
Pairings: Alex/Titus

Summary: They don't speak his name.

( Have you ever tried to find the words? )
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fic: (AV) Heart Full of Cheer

Feb. 19th, 2011 12:09 am
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Title: Heart Full of Cheer
Wordcount: 2,541
Rating: mature
Pairings: Tim/Conner

Summary: Something is very wrong with Tim's boyfriend.

Author's Notes: There's a video under the lj-cut, a short animation about the Cat with Hands. You, uh, don't have to watch it, but it's a nice and creepy introduction, and hopefully it'll set the mood for the story.

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( What's the matter, cat got your tongue? )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (6/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 02:25 am
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Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (6/6)
Wordcount: 3,024
Rating: explicit
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: And then they (finally) had sex. With each other! Without interruptions!

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( I think I could fall madly in bed with you. )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (5/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 02:24 am
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Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (5/6)
Wordcount: 950
Rating: explicit
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: Alex returns the favor. This time without interruptions!

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( Who the hell designed this thing, a twelve year old girl? )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (4/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 02:04 am
astro_noms: (you sparkle; we should frolic)
Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (4/6)
Wordcount: 1,332
Rating: explicit
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: Sometimes the first available place you pick to hook up isn't the best one.

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (3/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 01:54 am
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Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (3/6)
Wordcount: 1,000
Rating: mature
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: What kinds of rock stars are they when they can't even get it on in the dressing room after a show?

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( Band Manager. It comes with a +5 to Bad Timing. )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (2/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 01:50 am
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Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (2/6)
Wordcount: 3,146
Rating: mature
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: Dating is hard when you're an assassin. Actually getting to have sex with your girlfriend is even harder.

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( I suppose there are a few ways this date could have gone worse. )
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fic: (AV) Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (1/6)

Feb. 18th, 2011 12:57 am
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Title: Five Times Titus and Alex Didn't Have Sex (and One Time They Totally Did) (1/6)
Wordcount: 4,394
Rating: mature
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Summary: Alex and Titus have an overdue conversation about the nature of their relationship. And then they try to have sex.

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( Awkward conversations are our specialty. )
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fic: (AV) Bury the Evidence

Jan. 20th, 2011 09:52 pm
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Title: Bury the Evidence
Wordcount: 6,856
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Warnings: language, violence, improper disposal of a body

Summary: Love means never having to ask for help moving a body.

Author's Notes: Title and cut text from Tricky's "Bury the Evidence."

Atomic Vaudeville master post

( Life's like a blow to the head . )
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fic: (AV) Bad Blood

Jan. 19th, 2011 11:18 pm
astro_noms: (hp: the modern way)
Title: Bad Blood
Wordcount: 7,377
Rating: Mature
Warnings: language, non-con

Summary: In the early days, Lasersquad had another manager. Then they fired him. This is why.


Atomic Vaudeville master post

( This will totally not come back to bite them in the ass one day. Nope, not at all. )
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fic: (AV) You Can't Keep the Bad Days

Nov. 22nd, 2010 07:03 pm
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Title: You Can't Keep the Bad Days
Wordcount: 12,255
Rating: Mature
Warnings: angst, bad decisions, drunkenness, ill-advised deal making
Pairings: Titus/Oliver, Titus/others

Summary: Titus loves his notboyfriend, and he wants him safe from the brainsplicing. And he'll do anything to make that happen.

Author's Notes: Title and cut text from Muse's "The Small Print."

( Sell your memories for 15 pounds per year. )
  • Current Mood: cheerful
  • Current Music: Jonathan Davis - Queen of the Damned
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fic: (AV) The Night of the Purple Thong (When Titus Met Alex)

Nov. 21st, 2010 03:39 pm
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Title: The Night of the Purple Thong (When Titus Met Alex)
Wordcount: 11,184
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Uh, extreme amounts of schmoop?
Pairings: Alex/Titus, Oliver/Donna (off-screen)

Summary: In which Titus gets molested, meets a girl, and gets a date. Meanwhile, back at camp, Oliver gets lucky, too.


( You're the only pretty girl for me. )
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master post: Atomic Vaudeville

Nov. 21st, 2010 03:24 pm
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So I want to start posting some Atomic Vaudeville stuff, but there is a lot of it on the hard drive, so a master post will probably be the best way to keep track of all the canon stuff, and the AUs, and everything else. Stories will be added as I post them, and they'll be sorted in chronological order (but they won't necessarily be posted in chronological order, especially the AU stuff).

( Atomic Vaudeville: EVERYTHING IS CANON. )
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fic: (AV) Monster Hospital

Nov. 13th, 2008 05:00 am
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Title: Monster Hospital
Wordcount: 3,839
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Alex/Titus
Warnings: angst, crack, demon possession
Author's note: This turned out a little different than I had envisioned. But all for the good, I think. Thanks to [personal profile] scarimonious for letting me babble at her while I was writing this (and for letting me steal a couple of lines).

Summary: Mazel tov! It's a zombie. Oh, and the twins. Futurefic, OT3.

( Is that zombies I smell? B, you shouldn't have! )

Comments/critiques/feedback are love.
  • Current Mood: accomplished
  • Current Music: Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
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